Carlos Ruiz Zafon Quotes

Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on.

For a genius thief you really are a stupid girl aren't you?

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

Hee is a foole that thinks not that another thinks.

You're so full of it, darlin'.

No. Because it's so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?" "And a half," he says.

The English writer, Charles Lamb, said one day: "I hate that man." "But you don't know him." "Of course, I don't," said Lamb. "Do you think I could possibly hate a man I know?"

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

I wouldn’t expect you to get it, Daisy. You don’t look at anything besides Photoplay—and even then somebody’s gotta explain the pictures to you.” Daisy’s mouth hung open in outrage. “Well, I never!” “Yeah, that’s what you tell all your fellas, but the rest of us aren’t buying it. Go away, now, Daisy. Shoo, little fly!

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

People don't like when you point out to them and remind them that they're not very smart.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.

You're dumber than you think I think you are.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

Your questions are stupid!

Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

I know what you're thinking... and you oughtta be ashamed of yourself.