Jen Lancaster Quotes

Arrogance is a creature. It does not have senses. It has only a sharp tongue and the pointing finger.

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all shite!

Obviously, the arrogance of my own nature in regards to other people's work would suggest that I think I'm talented.

None are more unjust in their judgments of others than those who have a high opinion of themselves.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

If we see someone in a wheelchair, we assume they cannot walk. It may be that they can walk three, four, five steps. That, to them, means they can walk.

C.M. Punk...I think you're a nerd

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

Yuki: "Honda-san... you'd better stop, or he'll get a swelled head." Kyo: "Doesn't Shigure already HAVE a swelled head?

Not to be egotistical, but I don't think there is a man on this planet who can beat me

Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound you chest.

No. Because it's so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?" "And a half," he says.

Only you're right in saying she's too good an opinion of herself to think of you. The saucy jade! I should like to know where she'd find a better!

You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.

The insolent civility of a proud man is, if possible, more shocking than his rudeness could be; because he shows you, by his manner, that he thinks it mere condescension in him; and that his goodness alone bestows upon you what you have no pretense to claim.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Yes, Harry, blessed as I am with extraordinary brainpower, I understood everything you told me. I think you might even consider the possibility that I understood more than you did.

Did you come out of the womb a dickhead or develop that jockstrap personality on your own? (Hunter)

Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on.

And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.