Shaquille O'Neal Quotes

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig.

Ridicule is often harder to bear than self-denial.

Being accused of enthusiasm is something I'll never live down.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!

Critics themselves, they used to tear me up.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

More Mush From the Wimp

Weak! Weak! Weak!

When we want to say something negative to somebody we say, 'Aww, you're so crazy.'

If you're not going to love the Spurs, just don't talk smack to me about it. And if you're going to talk smack to me about it, be funny.

Luscious, aren't I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don't mind.” -“You look like a Dracula porn movie reject” -“Let‟s not speak of him. Like the devil, Vlad might appear if we do.” Denise & Ian

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

How was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!

How many times have I laughed at you telling me plainly that I was too lazy to be anything but a lawyer.

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

Sir, there is no end of negative criticism.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

Your temperature's normal, though I'd say it's the only thing about you that is.

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Mockery is often the result of a poverty of wit.