Anthony Horowitz Quotes

When we want to say something negative to somebody we say, 'Aww, you're so crazy.'

Me and normal have never really been on speaking terms.

My life is anything but typical.

You feel that your character is special. It's not your normal nine-to-five. You're not someone who goes home and lives a normal life.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Depend upon it, there is nothing so unnatural as the commonplace.

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

I will admit he is unusual, but that is perhaps the closest I could come to complimenting him.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

If I say, 'Oh nice,' about seven times in the same show, things aren't going well.

You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest.

Nothing is wonderful except in the abnormal, and nothing is abnormal until we have grasped the norm.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.

Who is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society.

Thou art a very ragged Wart.

On the way up here to the podium, a gentleman came up to me and said, "Governor, you are as good a politician as you were an actor." What a cheap shot.

You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

Beulah has a husband?' I know. It's a miracle. There can't be more than two people on the planet who'd be willing to sleep with her, and here we are both in the same town.

Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected.

Looks like he's dressed for court.

Whatever your work and whatever its worth, No matter how strong or clever, Some one will sneer if you pause to hear, And scoff at your best endeavor. For the target art has a broad expanse, And wherever you chance to hit it, Though close be your aim to the bull's-eye fame, There are those who will never admit it.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.