Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

I never met a politician that I couldn’t take a poke at.

Senator Obama has been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately, and you know, I couldn’t agree with him more.

We make fun of our leaders.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands.

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny.

Clinton's a schmuck.

Satire is fascinating stuff. It's deadly serious, and when politics begin to break down, there is a drift towards satire, because it's the only thing that makes any sense.

Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him.

From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at - you know, and the soapbox routine. They're much more uneasy knowing they're a target of ridicule.

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.

I would think a sense of the absurd is more important for a political cartoonist, because that could define things like a sense of hypocrisy or a sense of the things one has to be skeptical about.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

Governor Blanco is like Packman without the looks.

[Addressing Robert Peel, 1788-1850:] The Right Honorable Gentleman's smile is like the silver fittings on a coffin.

I am a writer—a comic and satirical writer. I am much better at poking fun at politicians who screw up than I am of telling them what to do.

As a matter of fact we both are [being offensive]; and the only difference between us is that I am trying to be, and you can't help it.

Paul Ryan wants his weekends free? Fine - let's give him all 365 days free.

No one is better at deprecating President Trump than President Trump - just ask him.

I am shocked that both the Congress and SAD make fun of comedians.

I've been making fun of administrations since I was a teenager onstage.

Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this will come out. We certainly hope it comes out fine; blah, blah.' Cartoonists don't go that way. Our job is to stick out our tongues, to show a big raspberry to whatever pompous jerk happens to be mouthing off.