Lawrence G. Lovasik Quotes

It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

People say, 'Since you got rich and famous, you've become insufferable.' I say, 'That's not true. I've always been insufferable.'

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.

The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.

I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.

It's always great to play a man who sets himself up to be punctured.

I thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best.

It's not about ego. Really. If it was ego, I'd be telling you about my awesome... oh, never mind.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

You aren't that big a hot shot that we'd build this for you.

Unbridled arrogance is worse than pride; for if pride will not break a superior, arrogance will not brook and equal.

I cannot stand all the people who take themselves very seriously, who cannot just laugh at themselves.

I don't want you to think I'm better than people or that I know better than people.

I kind of want to take the writer down a peg. I think there are a lot of pretentious writers in this business, which I am certainly one, in certain cases.

Don't put yourself on a pedestal. Because it's very easy for someone to knock you off.

I'm not trying to be one of those guys that's bigger than everyone else in the weight class.

There was one who thought himself above me, and he was above me until he had that thought.

Self-seeking, self-glory, that is not me. No. Many people say I embarrass them with my humility.

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you.

He thought others were small; that was his greatness.

Obviously, the arrogance of my own nature in regards to other people's work would suggest that I think I'm talented.

If there's anything I'm not pompous about, it's myself or my work. But I seem to be able to play it.

Don't be humble... you're not that great.

At least I have the modesty to admit that lack of modesty is one of my failings.