Noel Gallagher Quotes

The man who must brag for himself knows that no one else will

I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty.

I'm going to show you how great I am!

Not only am I better looking.. I'm just plain better.

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done.

People don't like when you point out to them and remind them that they're not very smart.

I sure am handsome. I can't lie. This is one handsome guy.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.

There is an insolence which none but those who themselves deserve contempt can bestow, and those only who deserve no contempt can bear.

Arrogance is a creature. It does not have senses. It has only a sharp tongue and the pointing finger.

There is nothing that people bear more impatiently, or forgive less, than contempt: and an injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

Let me just say this, Dolce Maria Garcia Rivas: You are not 'sexy,' you are not a 'star,' and you are certainly not a professional wrestler.

No shade to the other artists in Chicago... but if you got confidence in yourself and you know you're Number One, say it.

I'll downplay myself before I compliment myself.

I don't like to praise myself - that I am the quickest, that I am the strongest, that I am the most technical guy - I never do that.

I said I was the greatest, not the smartest.

Not to be egotistical, but I don't think there is a man on this planet who can beat me

Oh my God I am so cool.

I just said to myself, 'Damn, I'm a great player.'

The lizard that jumped from a high Iroko tree to the ground said he would praise himself if no-one else did.

Only you're right in saying she's too good an opinion of herself to think of you. The saucy jade! I should like to know where she'd find a better!

I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?

He who sounds his own trumpet will soon find plenty to laugh at him.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.