Ally Carter Quotes

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way. - Breeze

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

No. Because it's so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?" "And a half," he says.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

Your questions are stupid!

I don't throw shade at anybody like, 'You sound like me.'

Thank you for your input; I can tell you are struggling towards being interesting.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

You're so full of it, darlin'.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound you chest.

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.

I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant?

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.