Jim Cornette Quotes

I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree.

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

They aren't the brightest crayons in the box -Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)

...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

She dumb.” I sigh. “But she ain’t stupid.

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

I've got an IQ of 40 million.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.

I haven't watched 'Mad TV' a lot, but I have seen some stuff on there that is truly funny. You have to have some sort of attitude toward the subject, and they seem to have it. It depends on how much blood you want to draw.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

Parody is homage gone sour.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.