Jim Cornette Quotes

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

Stupidity is not my strong suit.

I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree.

They aren't the brightest crayons in the box -Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)

Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.

I'm not the smartest dude in the world. (After all... I picked a career in acting.)

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

Suppose, gentleman, that man is not stupid.

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.

...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed.

Here's one thing I never say anymore: These people can't be that stupid, can they?

An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

A pity about the people! they are brave enough comrades, but they have heads like a soapboiler's.