Medical Test Quotes

I go for my completely routine mammogram and then I get a call from my gynecologist. And she says, 'Well, I have some - it's not such great news, but here it is, but it's very small and we're just going to get in there and take it right out, right away, and then you'll probably have radiation.'

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I was just at home walking around at home, and I started feel, well, just funny. You know how you can feel funny? I had a strange pain in my chest. So my housekeeper took me to the hospital, when they hooked me up and did all these tests turned out I had a big heart attack.

I know people are pretty well embarrassed just at the mention of colon cancer. Sticking a tube in you to find out what's wrong is not a nice thing. But I can tell them, a 30- or 40-minute test is worth it. We have to make them feel more comfortable about getting screened.

The day I found out, the day I got my mammogram and the doctor told me I had breast cancer, it was mid-November.

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.

I got tested to see what condition my brain is in. And it's not in real good shape.

So, I didn't get moved up because of celebrity status or anything like that. I got in line, and I passed the test. And they realized that I was sick enough, and as soon as the liver became available, I got one.

I said to my doctor, 'You gotta testme, there's something wrong with me that I would be behaving this way.'

I go to the doctor every four months to get my blood work done to make sure everything is working right.

As soon as I had proved this and, of course, also the normal pointing action and reactions in all other extremities and joints, I stopped the experiment.

I had a test on my kidneys a few weeks back and found out I have two.

I was ill. I was told I was stressed, so I had to get everything checked out. I didn't think I was, but someone told me I was. As a result, I went to get a blood test. I'd never had one before, so I held my breath when I was getting it done. That caused me to go into a fit.

I land in New York, and next day, we go to the doctor. He looks at everything, and we had sent all our tests, and he says, 'You know, it is fourth stage, and you have 30% chance of survival.'

A rite of passage in America when you turn 50 and have good health insurance is a colonoscopy.

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

The subject’s pulse increased on contact,” he said. “Don’t write that.

I'm going to get an MRI to find out whether I have claustrophobia.

Every time you get a movie, you get a medical. So you know, you know you're alright for a couple of weeks.

My PSA was normal but the DRE indicated there may be a problem.

I had to go for a mammogram - my first mammogram ever - and It was really scary and I didn't know what to expect.

Every man over 40 should have a PSA test each year.

My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me the results because he couldn't wait to tell me what smoking was doing to me. But there was nothing there.

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.