Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?

I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!"

When Jennie, mother of Winston Churchill invited playwright George Bernard Shaw to lunch, he telegraphed: "Certainly not. What have I done to provoke such an attack on my well-known habits?" She replied, "Know nothing of your habits; hope they are better than your manners."

Excuse me?" Jess asked in disbelief. "This is Frozen Zarek I'm talking to, right? Not some weird pod person?" He shook his head at Jess's joking. "It's me, dickless." "Hey, now, that's way too personal. I don't need to know that much about you.

I can be sarcastic.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

I don't mean to be funny.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats.

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

Personally, I just tease people a lot.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

If we became buddies, obviously I'd start throwing some cracks at Him.