Teri Garr Quotes

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid.

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize.

Gabrielle was insulted and didn't even bother to hide it. 'Oh, and I suppose you think your dad was alone when he free-climbed the Kyoto Banking Tower on a windy day last September.

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

If you want to call me names, make jokes and doubt my intentions, go ahead, because the reality is I can take it.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Great humorists are great insulters.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

I think, in moderation, taunting is a part of life.

I love when people talk trash.

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Why? Do you find this" - he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose - "distracting?

James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?" Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.

I love you, don’t I? And the gods know you are definitely not easy to deal with. (Aimee) Thanks, Aim. By the way I still have a tiny bit of confidence left. Please make sure you stomp on it too while you’re at it. Gods forbid it should actually grow into something called self-esteem. (Fang)