Prince Philip Quotes

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

Gutless chickenshit!!!

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

You damned infernal old scoundrel.

They are a passel of egg-sucking dogs.

There's criticism, and there's calling someone a fridge.

Thats called hypocrisy, you shuck face piece of -!

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!'

Thou whoreson, senseless villain!

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

Hello, you sick twisted freak.

You sadistic pansycake.

You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!

You are a tedious fool.

Cecil Jacobs is a big wet hen!

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

Sleep tight, ya morons!

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

Listen, you bubblehead-up-until-five-minutes-ago.

They were frightfully angry. Quite apart from the stones no spider has ever liked being called Attercop, and Tomnoddy of course is insulting to anybody.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

Ridicule is the first and last argument of a fool.

Scum!