Bobby Heenan Quotes

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

I can't afford to be quiet all the time. I learned that.

That's what I love about 'MADtv': If you exist, if you breathe, we will take you down.

Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound you chest.

Yeah, you're a regular Mozart...well, except for the whole music thing.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

The modern world seems to make fun of people in a lot of ways.

Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

How was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.

If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

Listen, you bubblehead-up-until-five-minutes-ago.