Rachel Caine Quotes

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I don't have a dark side at all. I just like violence.

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?

It's important that you take care of yourself and blow off steam in the right way. Don't let some woman walk in and say, "hey, goodbye!" and take your man. Kill her if you can! I'm only kidding.

I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma." "You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma.

What were you going to do with it?” McCain asked. "I just thought it might come in useful.” "Were you planning to attack me?” "No. But that’s a good idea.

You are absolute angels of the first order. If I were Pope, I’d canonize you.” “The Pope would probably love to turn a cannon on you!

Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick.

Sure. Knock yourself out. No, really. Hammer to the head, works every time.” Claire

Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit." Percy couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats.

I forget the derivation of Boxing Day, but the feeling of wanting to invite your loved ones outside one at a time and punch them in the face, does that come into it somewhere?

As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.

I don't bite you know ... unless it's called for.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.

What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

Gert: Wake me when the fight scene's over. Kitty Pryde: Oy, tell me about it. Hey, I'm Kitty. You the token pacifist of your group? Gert: Not exactly. Pacifists are like vegans, I'm more of a vegetarian. I enjoy fish and occasional maulings.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

Chlorine is a deadly poison gas employed on European battlefields in World War I. Sodium is a corrosive metal which burns upon contact with water. Together they make a placid and unpoisonous material, table salt. Why each of these substances has the properties it does is a subject called chemistry.

For a 6-foot-3 guy with no hair and a whiny voice, I've done all right.

Dude, you tried to slice my you-know-what's off!" Thomas laughed, something that he hadn't done in a long time. He welcomed it happily. "Too bad I didn't. Could've saved the world from future little Minhos.