Mary Todd Lincoln Quotes

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

I don't bite you know ... unless it's called for.

Be careful what you shoot at . . . most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

The stag tells him that he is the eldest of the sons - the father's favorite - and he warns the father that if he tries to shoot any of the stags, their antlers will tear him to pieces.

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I've been shot at on numerous occasions.

Back off or the lizard gets it!

Here is your piece of ground, you son of a whore!

If we do not, it will end in bloodshed ... most probably.

If you see the lion’s fangs showing, do not think the lion is smiling.

Joking about violence is not funny.

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

stop now before i kill you a word to the wise from your friend PENNYWISE

Fang, I think you better stop or Talon might turn you into a wolf kabob. (Vane)

It's important that you take care of yourself and blow off steam in the right way. Don't let some woman walk in and say, "hey, goodbye!" and take your man. Kill her if you can! I'm only kidding.

Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

Don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.

...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me." "You don't know that." "Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.

What were you going to do with it?” McCain asked. "I just thought it might come in useful.” "Were you planning to attack me?” "No. But that’s a good idea.

If you shake my hand, better count your fingers

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers

Humans had a saying. Mess with the bull and get the horns. Well, Harpies had a saying, too. Mess with a Harpy and die.