Audrey Hepburn Quotes

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

Don’t mess with me, sir, or you will get stung.

Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of.

If you want to mess with me, you'd rather be ready for the consequences.

I like a girl who does not take me seriously, you know? It's important to be able to laugh at each other.

Since the very beginning, Emeril's had a sense of humor about me calling him names and poking fun at him.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

If somebody comes to me looking for a fight, they might get one.

I think, in moderation, taunting is a part of life.

I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma." "You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma.

Thou call'st me dog before thou hadst a cause, But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

Only a fool would attack us.

What were you going to do with it?” McCain asked. "I just thought it might come in useful.” "Were you planning to attack me?” "No. But that’s a good idea.

Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's forthright." Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the finger. Which made him laugh again, shake his head, and walk up the steps.

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers

I 'aint a killer but don't push me.

Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit." Percy couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats.

Be quiet or I'll be forced to flick you." "Ooh," he mocked. "The ultimate threat. I don't think I've ever been flicked before." "Are you suggesting I can't hurt you?" "On the contrary, I think you have the power to do great damage.

Caro: "Bite me." Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

What's so funny?" Bella mumbled. "I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again. "I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed. "S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear." Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped.