Rick Riordan Quotes

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

Amazing.” Hi stripped off his shirt, wrung it out. “Score one for your honker.” “Thanks, I think.” I cocked my chin at Hi’s substantial midsection. “Nice abs.” “Yeah, I work out twice a month. No expectations. But stop hitting on me, it’s embarrassing.

You should be thankful that dark colors suit you. Not everyone wears black well." "Why, Lady Olivia, is that a compliment?" "Not so much as a compliment to you as an insult to everyone else," she assured him. "Thanks heaven for that. I don't think I would know how to conduct myself in a world in which you offered compliments.

Whoop-de-do," said Ram. "What?" "I'm celebrating." "Was that irony or loss of mental function?" asked the expendable. "Was that a rhetorical questions, a bit of humor, or a sign that you are losing confidence in me?" "I have no confidence in you, Ram," said the expendable. "Well, thanks." "You're welcome.

I can be sarcastic.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, 'How are you, you old scoundrel!' clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Great humorists are great insulters.

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

Wit is educated insolence.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.

People are always saying, 'You use irony,' and it's like, actually, we don't use irony: we use wit and playfulness and irreverence.

I love winding up Geoffrey Boycott.