Playful Banter Quotes

You…made…me…faint,” I accused him dizzily. “What am I going to do with you?” he groaned in exasperation. “Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!” I laughed weakly, letting his arms support me while my head spun. “So much for being good at everything,” he sighed. “That's the problem.” I was still dizzy. “You're too good. Far, far too good.

Ready?" Despite the grim mood, I smiled and cracked my knuckles. "Ready to wrestle with my gorgeous boyfriend? Oh, I'd say I'm ready for that." Amusement softened his eyes. "I'll try to control where I put my hands, but in the heat of things, who knows what could happen?" I added. Patch grinned. "Sounds promising.

Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy

I enjoy my pettiness with a dose of wit.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

Fancy and humour, early and constantly indulged in, may expect an old age overrun with follies.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

Jesting is often only indigence of intellect.

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.

Don't make me regret this", I said breathless. "You haven't regretted me once.

Beth: "You're ridiculous." Xavier: "I think you mean irresistible." Beth: "Yes, ridiculously irresistible.

Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar.

Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

I don't go out with strangers," I said. "Good thing I do. I'll pick you up at five.

Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less.

Raillery is more insupportable than wrong; because we have a right to resent injuries, but are ridiculous in being angry at a jest.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

A flirt is like a dipper attached to a hydrant; every one is at liberty to drink from it, but no one desires to carry it away.

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

Caro: "Bite me." Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

Humor brings insight and tolerance.

Well, my love,” said Alexia with prodigious daring to Lord Maccon, “shall we?” The earl started to move forward and then stopped abruptly and looked down at her, not moving at all. “Am I?” “Are you what?” She peeked up at him through her tangled hair, pretending confusion. There was no possible way she was going to make this easy for him. “Your love?” “Well, you are a werewolf, Scottish, naked, and covered in blood, and I am still holding your hand.” He sighed in evident relief. “Good. That is settled, then.

If someone is being very cheeky, it can be quite fun to deal with that situation.

Too late. I’ve already seen the blush. Stop trying to hide it from me. I think it’s adorable.