Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quotes

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.

I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.

"I'm sorry," she said humbly. "I haven't wanted to lie to you." "I should hope so. You're the worst liar I've ever met." He thought about it for a moment, then added, " - or the best. Now I'm all confused.

You can be funny and say what you mean; these ideas are not mutually exclusive. Some of the best jokes came from people who meant it. See: Pryor, Bruce, Carlin, etc.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

I can be glib and truthful all at once.

I am trying to work out what my taste is, comedy-wise. I look up to stand up comedians who appear to be telling the truth, but I don't mind if they are lying.

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

I don't talk, I quote. I can't help it. It's better to be quotable than honest.

Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.

Put away from you a dissembling mouth.

Comedy is just honesty. Whether things are going well or bad.

You have to be so honest in comedy.

I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie.

I don't lie," I lied.

I usually don't agree with what I say very much. I'm an awful liar.

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

Not many people are true, fake as the lies they tell

I never lie- except for the few times I do in fact lie, but it's never intentional, and i'm totally telling the truth right now" She raised her right hand "promise".

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

I'll tell you something that's completely true - you can, as a man, obtain everything you want with the truth. If you lie, first of all you've got to be a very good lying actor, which is tres difficile. And it's going to give you poison inside the body.

Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.

I think comedy stems from being honest, often painfully so. I hope I can achieve that perspective in my own life and also have fun.

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.