Francois de La Rochefoucauld Quotes

So it’s still standing?” he managed to get out between his snickers. “I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” Emmett howled with laughter.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at.

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money.

Enough jokes on me. We need to do more jokes on all of them. I thought this was a press dinner where I get to make fun of the press.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.

I think, in moderation, taunting is a part of life.

I don't appreciate people taking shots and joking at my expense, when I don't do that to anybody else.

Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Hello, Harry" said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones." "You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you.

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.

The Doctor: It's my nose; it has special powers. Nancy: Yeah? That why it's so...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do your ears have special powers too?

How many times have I laughed at you telling me plainly that I was too lazy to be anything but a lawyer.

Anybody that makes fun of me, I'm like, 'Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman'

You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.