The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke.
A joke is a very serious thing.
A friend must not be injured, even in jest.
My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
I have a good sense of humor. I'm not Martin Lawrence by any means. I'm a little too country to be Chris Rock. But I fancy myself as being somebody with a good sense of humor.
You would have to be born with a gene that doesn't allow you to recognize sarcasm if you take anything I say seriously.
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.
Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.
We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
Jesting is often only indigence of intellect.
Long jesting was never good.
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid and was always doing bits for my friends and family. I remember doing pratfalls on the playground in fourth grade for my friend and really hurting my hip.
I was just a ham since about the age of five. If I was performing at Medieval Times or something, I'd be the court jester. That was always my defense mechanism. I was never all that funny; I was just obnoxious and loud.
There's many a true word spoken in jest.
Raillery is more insupportable than wrong; because we have a right to resent injuries, but are ridiculous in being angry at a jest.
Jesting and levity accustom a man to lewdness.
I mostly do faces and sounds. That's what I do. Comedy doesn't have to be art.
I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed in the atmosphere, and they say, man, you're looking pretty.
The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.
A boy is naturally full of humor.
Man is the only creature endowed with the power of laughter; is he not also the only one that deserves to be laughed at?
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
John 5 - he's weird. He's a freak. I'm just kidding. He's a great guy.
