Brendon Urie Quotes

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Not necessarily, a lot of my songs are firmly tongue in cheek.

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.

My wife is Swedish, so I'm familiar with the Scandinavian kind of odd humor. It's very dark and very deadpan.

I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity.

I've never felt that using something with tongue in cheek has been a bad thing.

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Even on the most serious ballads, I'll throw in a tongue-in-cheek remark.

Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, 'How are you, you old scoundrel!' clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel.

I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

I have a dark sense of humor.

I'm not serious most of the time.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

I love British humor. It's just so - surreal.