Stephenie Meyer Quotes

Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.

Some people don't have a sense of humor.

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

Raillery is more insupportable than wrong; because we have a right to resent injuries, but are ridiculous in being angry at a jest.

I can be sarcastic.

I don't mean to be funny.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

If possible, be funny.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

Personally, I just tease people a lot.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.