J. K. Rowling Quotes

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

So it’s still standing?” he managed to get out between his snickers. “I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” Emmett howled with laughter.

You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.

I can be sarcastic.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Personally, I just tease people a lot.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

If we became buddies, obviously I'd start throwing some cracks at Him.

I can't be serious, apparently.