Rick Yancey Quotes

You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.

Sarcasm is like cheap wine - it leaves a terrible aftertaste.

Been chatting much with Jared?" "We often have special moments where I come into a room and he immediately leaves," Kami said. "I treasure those times.

Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

I regard everything with irony, including the face I see in the mirror when I wake up in the morning.

We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.

Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.

I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.

Peeta smiles at me, sad and mocking. "Okay. Thanks for the tip, sweetheart.

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.

teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

I have a crazy sense of humor so if someone is just trying to be rude to me, or if you can tell that someone is angry for no reason, I like to entertain them.

I love comedy, because I like making fun of things even though they are dramatic.

That's sort of what I wanted to make fun of a little bit with Don Jon. And I think oftentimes, if you're going to talk about a sort of substantial topic like this, the best way to do it is with a sense of humor.