Shelley Hennig Quotes

I like a girl who does not take me seriously, you know? It's important to be able to laugh at each other.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

Right. I’ve been missing Nutty McFang anyway.” “Stop making up names for him.” “What about Count Crackula?” “Just stop.

Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, 'How are you, you old scoundrel!' clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel.

I'm physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap laugh because I definitely don't have that sophisticated cool thing down.

Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore.

When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.

Thank God my best friend's a therapist.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's a sign of affection, truly. It's a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit 'em hard.

When you're really close to someone, they can make fun of you a lot and get away with it. But they sort of poke you in all of the right places.

My group of friends, we sort of go at each other pretty hard sometimes. And it's half performance, half truth that you can say cutting things to your friends that might be a little true, but as long as you package it in a joke, it becomes a little more palatable.

'Ders' is something I've been called since I was six by neighbors and stuff growing up.

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

I think, in moderation, taunting is a part of life.

I did get the nickname 'craptain' from the Yorkshire dressing room. A bit of banter which I thought was quite funny.

Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

If you lived in Sheffield and were called Sebastian, you had to learn to run fast at a very early stage.

Anybody that makes fun of me, I'm like, 'Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman'

What's that supposed to be anyway?" said Fred squinting at Dobby's painting. "Looks like a Gibbon with two black eyes!" "It's Harry," said George pointing at the back of the picture. "Says so on the back." "Good likeness," said Fred grinning. Harry threw his new homework diary at him.

Tori walked toward the bed. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her give Derek a once-over. "You know, from this angle, he doesn't look too bad," she said. I glared at her. "I'm just saying . . ." I leaned over Derek, calling him as loudly as I dared. "Personally, I'm more a running back girl myself," Tori said. "But if you like the linebacker type, he's--" My glower shut her up

I don't bite you know ... unless it's called for.

Am I solemn? I had an idea I was grinning from ear to ear." "You look as if you were taking me to a prayer-meeting or a funeral. If that's a grin your ears are very near together." "Should you like me to dance a hornpipe on the deck?" "Pray do, and I'll carry round your hat. It'll pay the expenses of our journey.

Boo: "Go talk to her." Callum: "About what?" Boo: "Anything." Callum: "You want me to walk up to her and say, 'Are you a ghost?'" Boo: "I do that." Callum: "I love it when you get it wrong.