Groucho Marx Quotes

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I’ll whip his ass!

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

I don't have a dark side at all. I just like violence.

I love to hit people. I love to.

This is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time.

Let me be clear to you, if you ever do that again, I’ll throw you off the fucking balcony…. I will break you in half.

If I catch Corey Graves on the street, I'm gonna do something to him. I ain't gonna do it at the office or the airport, but if I catch Corey Graves on the street, you see that little bouffant hairdo he got? I'm gonna rearrange it for him.

...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

What were you going to do with it?” McCain asked. "I just thought it might come in useful.” "Were you planning to attack me?” "No. But that’s a good idea.

Don’t you have something to do? (Sin) If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and making me cry for Mommy, I’d be calling some cops. As it stands, I think my neck is best served by trying to talk sense into you. (Kish)

Enobaria smiles at Johanna. 'Don't look so smug,' says Johanna. 'We'll kill you anyway.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

My friend told me I went over to this guy and he pulled a knife.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

Violence is not funny.

There's more than one way to sense violence.