Jimmy Piersall Quotes

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

Let me be clear to you, if you ever do that again, I’ll throw you off the fucking balcony…. I will break you in half.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

I’ll whip his ass!

I'm not stupid. After you just punch me, I'm not gonna be like, 'Alright, let me do that again.'

If I catch Corey Graves on the street, I'm gonna do something to him. I ain't gonna do it at the office or the airport, but if I catch Corey Graves on the street, you see that little bouffant hairdo he got? I'm gonna rearrange it for him.

A sucker punch came flying from somewhere in the back. As soon as we can see clearly with our big black eye, we're going to light up your world like the fourth of July.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Don’t mess with me, sir, or you will get stung.

When a person attacks, it's rough.

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

Do it, and I’ll rip your heart out and feed it to your friend. (Julian)

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

I got reckless baby, put you in your place. Next time, maybe rearrange your face.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!

Fetch Constantine, or I’ll make boots out of your hide, bear. (Arcadian Sentinel) Don’t touch me, or I’ll mount your jewels to the wall over your head. (Aimee)

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.