Chris Jericho Quotes

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel

Don't you ever touch me. Don't ever touch me. The last guy who touched me ended up on the ground dead.

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

Caroline, do you value your neck?" "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?" "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it.

I got reckless baby, put you in your place. Next time, maybe rearrange your face.

But instead of taking the cue to leave, Patch crossed to Scott in three steps. He flung him around to face the wall. Scott tried to get his bearings, but Patch slammed him against the wall again, disorienting him further. “Touch her,” he said in Scott’s ear, his voice low and threatening, “and it’ll be the biggest regret of your life.” Before leaving, Patch flicked his eyes once in my direction. “He’s not worth it.” He paused. “And neither am I.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

Do that again and, bracelet or no bracelet, I’ll tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. (Xypher)

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

I see this fella built like a barn door... and there's all these fox hunters, who didn't like me, screaming and shouting and as I walked past him I looked at him and he hit me with something.

If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.

Don't mess with me. I've got tanks.

I’ll whip his ass!

Don’t mess with me, sir, or you will get stung.

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

If I catch Corey Graves on the street, I'm gonna do something to him. I ain't gonna do it at the office or the airport, but if I catch Corey Graves on the street, you see that little bouffant hairdo he got? I'm gonna rearrange it for him.

Look, bud. I’m trained. Ticked off. And I have a loaded weapon. You should take particular note of the loaded weapon part when annoying me. (Terri)