Jonathan Maberry Quotes

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

Weapons are only weapons if you’re willing to use them.

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).

Don't mess with me. I've got tanks.

If we must fight, then by God we will fight. And I hope they [the Croats and Bosnians] will not be so crazy as to fight against us. Because if we don’t know how to work well or to do business, at least we know how to fight well.

When a person attacks, it's rough.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

If you want to stop me you're going to have to came at me like your going to kill me." -Hatsuharu

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

What were you going to do with it?” McCain asked. "I just thought it might come in useful.” "Were you planning to attack me?” "No. But that’s a good idea.

I had to beat him up in front of everybody for threatening me.

Reacher said, "So here's the thing Brett. Either you take your hand off my chest, or I'll take it off your wrist.

Leave him alone!" Debbie shouted. "Shut up, please, or I'll kill you," Mr Tiny replied.

I moved to leave, and Dylan actually grabbed my shoulders. I was so surprised that i forgot to karate-chop his elbows and break his arms.' “I don’t want anything to happen to you,” he said urgently. “What you want does not matter here,” I said slowly and carefully. I hoped Dylan was sensitive enough to read between the lines, to the subtext of: Let go of me or I’ll kill you.

I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." A pink flush spread over her cheeks. "Don't you ever touch me again. You screw with me, I'll screw you right back." Oh man, what an opening that was.

My friend told me I went over to this guy and he pulled a knife.

He's a good tough producer, yes. But I don't think that he's unreasonable unless he feels threatened. And when somebody's in your home, I think everybody in the home gets threatened.

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

I half-punched a paparazzo once. I've hit a few people.

Be careful: they have arms, and no alternatives.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

Over the years, during television interviews, whenever the host or the reviewer or whoever gets cynical and nasty with me, I will behave accordingly. I will defend myself.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.