The Undertaker Quotes

I got reckless baby, put you in your place. Next time, maybe rearrange your face.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

I’ll whip his ass!

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

If I catch Corey Graves on the street, I'm gonna do something to him. I ain't gonna do it at the office or the airport, but if I catch Corey Graves on the street, you see that little bouffant hairdo he got? I'm gonna rearrange it for him.

I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

Do that again and, bracelet or no bracelet, I’ll tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. (Xypher)

I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

I see this fella built like a barn door... and there's all these fox hunters, who didn't like me, screaming and shouting and as I walked past him I looked at him and he hit me with something.

She put her hands around the neck of our production manager, and you know, started to choke him.

Let me be clear to you, if you ever do that again, I’ll throw you off the fucking balcony…. I will break you in half.

I do not want to get hit in the face for real. I'll get mad.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

A sucker punch came flying from somewhere in the back. As soon as we can see clearly with our big black eye, we're going to light up your world like the fourth of July.

Leave him alone!" Debbie shouted. "Shut up, please, or I'll kill you," Mr Tiny replied.

First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.