Stan Laurel Quotes

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Humor is hostility.

If they [political opponents] go around lying about your record, insulting your job performance, your wife and your patriotism, you ought to double up your fist and knock the crap out of them.

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize.

Caro: "Bite me." Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

What if someone picks on me?" I asked Then I'll pick on them". What if someone picks my nose?" I asked. The I'll pick your nose, too" Rowdy said.

Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

I've never hit anybody who hasn't clocked me two or three times.

Isn't it the sweetest mockery to mock our enemies?

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

Usually in fist fights you get punched in the face.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

I don't have a dark side at all. I just like violence.

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.

I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor.

I mean if someone you know pushes a button you're gonna strike back out.