Bob Hope Quotes

They don't make coats for this kind of cold

If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero.

Government of the people, by the people, for the benefit of the Senators.

There is nothing more frightening to a political satirist than an honest administration.

New York cold gets into your bones, and you can't move.

I don't like cold weather.

On Capitol Hill, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales raised his right hand, swore to tell the truth, and then everybody had a good laugh and went back to what they were doing.

The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.

Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

Is it Nice in your snowstorm- freezing your brain? Do you think that your face looks the same?

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.

I love Calgary. It's a great city. I enjoyed my time there, quite a bit. Shooting and filming in that cold could be very difficult, at times. When you're shooting nights, and it's 3 in the morning and minus 35 degrees, that's hard to work in.

Boston has two seasons: August and winter.

I could feel the winter shaking my bones and banging my teeth together.

During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, 'There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.'

Get yourself a few ‘Dime a Dozen Generals,’ bid high in the ‘former statesmen lobby auction’, and put in your pocket one or two ‘ex-congressmen turned lobbyists’ who know the ropes when it comes to pocketing a few dozen who still serve.

It was bitingly cold up here,and the wind pulled at his clothes like an insistent lover.

The difference between a thief and a congressman: When a thief steals your money, he doesn't expect you to thank him.

Anyone willing to do what is required to become president of the United States is thereby barred from taking that office. I'm only half joking

Through the sharp air a flaky torrent flies, Mocks the slow sight, and hides the gloomy skies; The fleecy clouds their chilly bosoms bare, And shed their substance on the floating air.

I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we get another one in he's worse. So, I am always in favor of keeping the one we've got and let the other go.

Her hands were freezing, just like they always were, so I warmed them, just like I always did.