Joe E. Lewis Quotes

The most important thing about drinking on the road is just you've gotta do it in moderation, first of all. You've gotta know your limits.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

It's just not a good idea to drink and drive; that is just common sense. But common sense is not that common!

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders.

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Zero-tolerance on drinking and driving - meaning no drinking at all before driving - is a collective punishment that, in essence, only affects responsible adults who follow the law.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the rate of descent gets steep

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave, I refused to let them drive. So when I got pulled over, I was the driver.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind!

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.