David Harsanyi Quotes

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave, I refused to let them drive. So when I got pulled over, I was the driver.

It's just not a good idea to drink and drive; that is just common sense. But common sense is not that common!

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel.

California - with more cars, more drivers and more people - still has less DWI-related deaths than Texas does.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!

Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind!

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

Our challenge is to stop people from driving drunk. Punishing them afterwards doesn't bring back the victim or make the family feel better. The idea is to stop the DWI before it happens.

I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just had a sip and I can drive. It doesn't matter.

Graphic public service announcements about texting and driving or drinking and driving serve a purpose: to see the imagery in your mind so your behavior will change.

I work to raise awareness of the dangers of drinking and driving and substance abuse, primarily with youth.

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.