Dave Attell Quotes

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!

I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders.

It's just not a good idea to drink and drive; that is just common sense. But common sense is not that common!

Zero-tolerance on drinking and driving - meaning no drinking at all before driving - is a collective punishment that, in essence, only affects responsible adults who follow the law.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind!

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

Our challenge is to stop people from driving drunk. Punishing them afterwards doesn't bring back the victim or make the family feel better. The idea is to stop the DWI before it happens.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave, I refused to let them drive. So when I got pulled over, I was the driver.

Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel.

I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just had a sip and I can drive. It doesn't matter.

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.

Death by drunken driving is a socially acceptable form of homicide.

I work to raise awareness of the dangers of drinking and driving and substance abuse, primarily with youth.

I never drove a car in my life. Given my drinking habits in those days, I would have been dead a long time ago - stumbling out of a bar at 4 a.m. and getting into a car.

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.

We all would like to think that we would never, in a million years, have a glass of wine and get behind the wheel of a car, but it could happen, and then you could run a red light.

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.