Bam Margera Quotes

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

It's just not a good idea to drink and drive; that is just common sense. But common sense is not that common!

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!

Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind!

I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just had a sip and I can drive. It doesn't matter.

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders.

Zero-tolerance on drinking and driving - meaning no drinking at all before driving - is a collective punishment that, in essence, only affects responsible adults who follow the law.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

But I've never been the type to be sloppy drunk in public.

I work to raise awareness of the dangers of drinking and driving and substance abuse, primarily with youth.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave, I refused to let them drive. So when I got pulled over, I was the driver.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Would this country be better off if no one drank? Yes, it would be, but we tried that; it doesn't work. I don't want to tell anybody that they can't have as many drinks as they want every single night of the week as long as they don't get behind the wheel of a car.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.

Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.