I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
It's hard - it's difficult to tell when your buzz is at its peak.
I drink Jack Daniel's. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation.
Alcohol - once you drink it, it enters your bloodstream roughly in about an hour's time and begins to get processed. It doesn't sit around in your stomach for a long period of time.
Once in a while I'll drink a rum-and-Coke but that's all, and only once in a while.
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Many people - and I think I am one of them - are more productive when they've had a little to drink. I find if I drink two or three brandies, I'm far better able to write.
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.
I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection get very bloated.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
When it comes to me and alcohol, I have special drinks everywhere.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
I have some drinks at night but that's it.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
I will drink alcohol socially. That's really on the weekends.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
When I get really hammered I take my clothes off. That's a sure sign. It's been a long time since the last time I did that. Probably a year.
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
