Kreayshawn Quotes

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

You just sort of let them go for a while, but it was time to have something done to my teeth. I'm glad. It's going to be good. Tom Cruise has braces now, too. I'm right in style.

I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

When I used to have braces, I would match my rubber bands to the season.

Well... I had braces and I had to wear headgear! I loved my braces, actually. For me, they were like a piece of jewelry! Instead of the silver or pewter I had gold braces. It was so much fun, I loved them. I got to change the colors and stuff and I had the rubber bands.

No biographical subject is ever on hold with the orthodontist. If there's a dry spell, it's your job to curtail or eliminate it.

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist.

I've never liked my smile, you see. I should have had braces as a kid, but I was too proud and too vain. And I didn't want to be bullied at school.

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

You wouldn't believe how many people have told me that I need to fix my teeth or that I need to restructure my jawline.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.

I don't know how anyone can work on people's mouths all day long. That disgusts me. I'd rather work on the other end than work on mouths.

His teeth sang in their individual sockets like tuning forks, each one pitch-perfect and clear as ethanol.

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.

I don't think people know what hygienist means.

Don't bait your breath. That's bad for your health.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you have something that isn't right, the earlier you treat it the easier the treatment is going to be. That's kind of common sense.

Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

No man should live longer than his teeth.

No woman is a heroine to her dentist.