Joseph Barbera Quotes

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be.

Better a tooth out than always aching.

I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

My siblings and I have got the worst teeth in Britain.

Everyone knows what toothache's like: it's one of those dull pains that just won't go away.

I always wanted to be a dentist! I thought I was going to be fixing teeth and making beautiful smiles.

My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.

Useless as a pulled tooth.

A healthy smile has always been important to me.

I wanted to be a dentist actually.

I'm just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. 'Cause I was wondering, like, what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose 'em? That would look pretty bad.

Brush your teeth often.

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

Music helps not the toothache.

There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently