Jay Leno Quotes

May you be as rich as a Republican and have the sex life of a Democrat.

I am a huge animal lover. Growing up, my mother and I rescued countless animals - dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, even a turtle. I have been accused of caring more about animals than I do about people.

I love animals. When I was young, I had two St. Bernards, I still have a dog, I have a lot of cats in my company. My wife always says, "You spend a lot of money on animals. More than even me!"

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.

I loved Clinton; not as a Democrat, but as a person.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

The truth is that at the White House and in Congress, you are as likely to find sympathy for animal issues among Republicans as among Democrats.

I'm a really big animal lover.

I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.

Whether we're Democrats or Republicans or independents, we have to learn to hang together or we're gonna hang separately.

Working on behalf of companion animals is so important. We start to realize how healing they are.

For instance, it was very rare for anyone there with dogs to allow them into the house.

Mike Bloomberg may be a Republican these days. But he has been a Democrat for most of his adult life.

Republicans sleep in twin beds—some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.

I just wish that he had just one time run for dog catcher.

I'm a dog lover and animal lover all around.

Most people don't see themselves as Democrats or Republicans. They see themselves as Americans.

What the hell is a Republican? What the hell is a Democrat? I don't care. I've always urged people to make sure you vote for the right guy.

Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican.

I love animals. I'm a big animal lover.

I work and I volunteer at North Shore Animal League, so I'm at a shelter environment every single week. And I see these senior pets sitting there looking, craning their necks looking outside of their cages waiting for their person to come back. So I always say check out the adult animals that are there first.

As someone who lives with an animal, I think it's important to learn how to responsibly care for souls who don't have their own voice. They can't advocate for themselves.

Beate the dog before the Lyon.