Dave Barry Quotes

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

I asked [my doctors] if I'd be able to play singles tennis and they said I could. That made me very happy since I haven't played in five years.

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

Talk with your doctor, make healthy lifestyle choices and most importantly, know your body - as that can make all the difference in the world.

It's no trifle at her time at her time of life to part with a doctor who knows her constitution.

MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'.

I've outlived all my diet doctors.

I was not at all worried about finding my doctor boring; I expected from him, thanks to an art of which the laws escaped me, that he pronounce concerning my health an indisputable oracle by consulting my entrails.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

We just started seeing a nutritionist who changes our diet every 10 days.

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.

The doctor is not a miracle worker who can magically save us but, rather, an expert adviser who can assist us in our own recovery.

I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve my indigestion in December they can try, But there's none of them can stop me when it's time for cherry pie.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

It is true that my parents were worried because I began to speak fairly late, so that they even consulted a doctor. I can't say how old I was - but surely not less than three.

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

The doctors shrugged their shoulders and grumbled that perhaps if I were to put on weight that would protect me a little - being so thin, I would never succeed in remaining pregnant.

My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me the results because he couldn't wait to tell me what smoking was doing to me. But there was nothing there.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid

To me, the most important takeaway is to encourage women to talk to their own health provider and doctor. I'm not a doctor, so I'm not going to sit here and review all the different options. But I think that it's most important for girls to have that conversation with their doctor. That will illuminate everything.

Is there no hope? the sick man said, The silent doctor shook his head, And took his leave with signs of sorrow, Despairing of his fee to-morrow.