Bill Maher Quotes

The only way you can hurt your body is if you don't use it

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.

You'll never find me in a gym.

I'm not a guy who has ever seen the inside of a gym.

I've been in a gym probably nine days of my life.

I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out!

I don't do sports, really.

I don't sit for six hours a day in front of a computer or console like I used to. I like to work hard, to get tired. I pay attention to diet and training.

I swear on my mum's life, I've never done a day's exercise.

Inactivity is the killer and, remember, it's never too late.

The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.

Whenever I feel the need to take some exercise I lie down until the feeling goes away.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

I like to stay in shape.

When I'm not on a crazy schedule, I'll try to do yoga or the gym once or twice a week.

I like to get my 10,000 steps in.

I maintain a healthy lifestyle all year round for my job, but I definitely try to eat extra clean the night before a shoot and make sure to fit in a workout so that I feel my best.

I take care of myself. I work out three times a week. I have a trainer, and we just work out for an hour.

I've never lifted a single weight in my life.

I didn't really start thinking about the need to stay in shape until my 30s.

I'm too lazy to work out.

I just try to stay fit. That's important - just to try to stay physically fit so you can go out there and play. You do need to be in reasonable shape.

I swim, go to the gym, and do a little dancing every day and a little singing.