Margaret Cho Quotes

Those still in school and colleges have no business having access to condoms. I am not in favor of condoms.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

My mother put me on birth control as soon as I told her I wanted to go on it. I was 16. I was very young.

We can win a war in 100 days but we can't teach our people how to avoid unwanted pregnancy.

I say that this is a dirty, filthy book, and the test of it is that no human being would allow that book on his table, no decently educated English husband would allow even his wife to have it…the object of it is to enable a person to have sexual intercourse, and not to have that which in the order of Providence is the natural result of that sexual intercourse. That is the only purpose of the book and all the instruction in the other parts of the book leads up to that proposition.

I don't believe in birth control.

Thoughtful education programs and access to effective forms of contraception are key to preventing unplanned pregnancy.

I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections." "Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

I would like to ask each of you: Would you be in favor of some kind of education on birth control and if so, how would you use that as a possible solution to the ever present question of abortion.

Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

Nothing about contraception should be taught in schools. There is no question that it will encourage sexual activity.

The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

We have yet to beat our drums for birth control in the way we beat them for polio vaccine. We are still unable to put babies in the class of dangerous epidemics, even though this is the exact truth.

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

If you can't control your reproduction, you can't control your life.

If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I'm not on the pill?

It had better be. It doesn't do much when it's soft.