Joan Rivers Quotes

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

I don't believe in birth control.

Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.

I'm pro responsible choice. You know, there is choice to abstain, choice to do contraception. There are all kinds of good choices.

We're more effective than birth control pills.

You've been preaching abstinence as long as you've been preaching. But I've still got a problem.

Contraception is satanic.

I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.

Thoughtful education programs and access to effective forms of contraception are key to preventing unplanned pregnancy.

Contraception is a couple's issue.

The fact is that young people are going to have sex whether you like it or not.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

If they are opposed to abortion, they should be for preventing unintended pregnancies.

My mother put me on birth control as soon as I told her I wanted to go on it. I was 16. I was very young.

We all want abstinence. And if I knew how to get abstinence I would do whatever it takes to do that ... Given a choice between hearing my daughter say I'm pregnant or I used a condom, most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

We need to teach responsibility not legislate morality, because the vows of abstinence break far more easily than latex condoms.

We can win a war in 100 days but we can't teach our people how to avoid unwanted pregnancy.

I say that this is a dirty, filthy book, and the test of it is that no human being would allow that book on his table, no decently educated English husband would allow even his wife to have it…the object of it is to enable a person to have sexual intercourse, and not to have that which in the order of Providence is the natural result of that sexual intercourse. That is the only purpose of the book and all the instruction in the other parts of the book leads up to that proposition.

Women have to control their fertility for 30 years. Thirty years is a long time not to make mistakes.

Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.

Contraception has to be available for anybody who needs it.

I would like to ask each of you: Would you be in favor of some kind of education on birth control and if so, how would you use that as a possible solution to the ever present question of abortion.

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.