Sexual Activity Quotes

It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school.

When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'

Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink. And, even if someone is attracted to a person of the same sex, he or she still makes a choice to engage in sexual activity with someone of the same gender.

It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

It is permissible with certain precautions to speak in print of coitus, but it is not permissible to employ the monosyllabic synonym for this word.

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

Here's what consent is at Ohio State. After you and your partner decide that you're gonna make out or have sex, you agree to do it, then you have to agree on why. "Consent is the act of knowingly, actively and voluntarily agreeing explicitly to engage in sexual activity. Consent must be freely given and can be withdrawn at any time."

You can't get AIDS from a hug or a handshake or a meal with a friend.

Don’t do drugs, don’t have sex, and don’t touch your eyebrows.

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

Rumors of sneezing, kissing, tears, sweat, and saliva spreading AIDS caused people to panic.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

I heard you good with them soft lips.. Yeah you know word of mouth.

There are 7 billion people on the planet. Pretty much everyone is doing sex. It's not like you need to order the "baby-starter kit" on Amazon. Instincts will come to you at the weirdest places and times.

I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.

I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don't send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn't know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.

I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over.

If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress

We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.