Eden Phillpotts Quotes

Booze and tobacco and lots of sex. It keeps a lad young.

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

God slaps you around a little bit when you drink too much.

I drink a lot of beer.

I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself.

The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

More sex. We must have more sex.

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

The wages of Gin is Debt.

... tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking.But to my knowledge, no one has ever died of a blow job.

Love is a taste for prostitution. In fact, there is no noble pleasure that cannot be reduced to Prostitution.

Sexual intercourse is a slight attack of apoplexy.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

How do you know when you're finished making love?

Do you know what would keep me in Brazil, no matter what happened? Sex!

The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and putting your nose in a slicing machine: its dumb, stupid, and no fun. Some individual sins may have pleasure still attached to them because of the residual goodness of the realities they are abusing: adultery can indeed be pleasant and tying one on can amuse. But betrayal, jealousy, love grown cold, and the gray dawn of the morning after are nobody's idea of a good time.