Sexual Satisfaction Quotes

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind.

The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure.

Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out of my pussy.

It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian.

When a man's making love, the last thing he thinks about is war.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.

I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.

Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.

To love women, to love our vaginas, to know them and touch them and be familiar with who we are and what we need. To satisfy ourselves, to teach our lovers to satisfy us, to be present in our vaginas, to speak of them out loud, to speak of their hunger and pain and loneliness and humor, to make them visible so they cannot be ravaged in the dark without great consequence, so that our center, our point, our motor, our dream, is no longer detached, mutilated, numb, broken, invisible, or ashamed.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

a man doesn't prove he's a man by getting an erection. He's only a real man if he can pleasure a woman. And if he can pleasure a prostitute, he'll think he's the best lover on the block" -Nyah

Let's be clear about what people never say about Playboy on television. It was nothing more than an instrument for onanism. That's what it was. And the Internet co-opted that industry of self- gratification. There is no necessity for lonely men or teenagers to use Playboy. It turns out no one bought that magazine for the articles ever; it was used for only one thing.

Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?

A source of permanent, accessible pleasure, our genitals exist. The god who created our misfortune, who made us short-lived, vain and cruel, has also provided this form of meagre compensation. If we couldn't have sex from time to time, what would life be? A futile struggle against joints that stiffen, caries that form. All of which, moreover, is as uninteresting as humanly possible - the collagen which makes muscles stiffen, the appearance of microbic cavities in the gums.

There is only one good sex. The female one.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.